You are an archaeologist who has travelled to Egypt in search of the bones of Pharaoh Tukmahatmek (may he rest in pieces).
You meet Jotaro Joestar and his gang in a Cairo bar. He tells you of his plan to find and defeat his family's archnemesis DIO. DIO was last heard to be hiding somewhere in the far reaches of the desert.
Jotaro offers you a place on their expedition. Will you help them defeat DIO?
[[I'm always up for a revenge quest! Count me in!]]
[[Nah, I wanna find cool artefacts - I don't care about your stupid revenge quest. ]]You and the gang ride out on your quest the following morning. You ride all day but find nothing but sand and the occasional lizard.
You set up camp and take the oportunity to get to know the rest of the brooding and mysterious crew.
[[Talk to Jotaro]]
[[Talk to Polnareff]]
[[Talk to Kakyoin]]
[[Talk to Avdol]]
[[Talk to Joseph]]
[[Talk to Iggy]]
[[Ignore them all and go to sleep]]You flip them off and leave the bar, riding into the desert on your trusty camel. You have a fun expedition but find no bones. You go home to Ireland sad and defeated, weeping and gnashing your teeth.
[[The END.]] "What the fuck are you staring at, weirdo?"
[[Talk to the others ->I'm always up for a revenge quest! Count me in!]] "Hon hon hon, the only thing I love more than a good bagguette is the thought of beating DIO to a bloody pulp! He called my hair stupid once... I've been thirsting for his defeat ever since."
[[Talk to the others ->I'm always up for a revenge quest! Count me in!]]
"So you like bones, huh? I think bones are pretty neat. Can't wait to add DIO's bones to my bone collection!"
[[Talk to the others ->I'm always up for a revenge quest! Count me in!]]
"Don't mind Jotaro, he's been on edge ever since DIO tried to impersonate a door-to-door salesman in an attempt to seduce his mother.
Also, DIO gave my favourite robe-tailor chlamydia once and I promised him I'd seek revenge for such insult!"
[[Talk to the others ->I'm always up for a revenge quest! Count me in!]]
"Bark. Bark bark. Bark, die DIO, die. Bark. That's the first line of a poem I'm working on, want to hear more?"
[[Talk to the others ->I'm always up for a revenge quest! Count me in!]]
Screw smalltalk, you need your beauty sleep! The next day you pack up camp and ride off for another gruellingly hot ride across the desert.
In the heat of the day you see what seems to be a seated figure in the distance. Do you:
[[Investigate]]
[[Assume it must be a mirage and keep riding]]You approach the figure and find N'Doul seated at a fire, pensively staring into the flames.
[[Ask if he's seen DIO around in these parts]]There's all kinds of mirages out here! For example, that can't possibly be a big arena emerging out of the heat haze ahead - oh, nevermind, that's definitely one big arena. Strange to have a racetrack in the middle of nowhere, but there are crowds of excited spectators flocking to the entrance in droves.
You follow the people inside and lean against the railing of the racetrack. A strange man drops his hotdog on the ground and lets out a wail of despair.
[[Talk to Hol Horse]]"Oh dagnabbit, my hot dog! You'll regret the day you ever crossed Hol Horse...just wait til my boss DIO hears about this!"
[[Wait, you know DIO? Tell us where he is, you sad excuse for a cowboy or you'll be riding across that great plain in the sky with a hot dog shoved up your ass!]]
[[Aw, man. I'm so sorry, why don't you give me DIO's address and I'll write him an apology for inconveniencing his best right hand man?]]"If you're looking to tango with the fastest racer in all of Egypt you came to the right place, kid! I'll tell you what, if one of your lame spaghetti-legged friends can beat me in one lap of the track I'll tell you where DIO is!"
[[CHOOSE YOUR RUNNER]]"You ain't fooling me, half-pint!
If you're looking to tango with the fastest racer in all of Egypt you came to the right place.I'll tell you what, if one of your lame spaghetti-legged friends can beat me in one lap of the track I'll tell you where DIO is!"
[[CHOOSE YOUR RUNNER]]You look around at your friends. Surely one of them is fast enough to beat Hol Horse at his own game!
[[Choose POLNAREFF]]
[[Choose JOSEPH]]
[[Choose IGGY]]"DIO set up a rival real-estate agency right across the street from me and poached my best clients, and no matter how many times I try to burn down his properties he always gets the better of me!
Also he's trying to poison my daughter, but that's just business as usual. Nothing like a revenge quest to get in some family bonding!"
[[Talk to the others ->I'm always up for a revenge quest! Count me in!]] 3...2...1...GO!
Polnareff takes off at speed, chasing Hol Horse around the track. He's just about level with Hol Horse when Hol Horse lets out a loud YEEHAW and turns into a horse. He's so fast!
[[Try to shoot Hol Horse]]
[[Yell a magic incantation]]3...2...1...GO!
Joseph may be an old man, but he's a stubborn old bastard and soon enough he's right at Hol Horse's heels! They're neck and neck, panting away, when suddenly you see the glint of something in Hol Horse's hand...A KNIFE!
[[Joseph, he's got a knife!]]
[[Look, Joseph - free real estate!]]3...2...1...GO!
"Ruff ruff, motherfucker," barks Iggy as he chases Hol Horse around the track. Hol Horse laughs and brings his leg back to kick him into the sun.
[[IGGY, PLAY DEAD!]]
[[IGGY, BITE!]]You grab the nearest gun and aim it at Hol Horse. BAM!
The bullet misses by ten feet but the sound startles Hol Horse so much that he rears up and lets out a terrified whinny - and Polnareff sprints past him to the finish line!
[[You've defeated Hol Horse!]]"ALACAZAM!"
Polnareff disappears in a puff of smoke. It slowly clears to reveal...a tortoise. Oh God, you've turned Polnareff into a tortoise. He's so fucking slow!
Hol Horse leaps across the finish line. "Maybe next time, pardner!" he crows, doing an insulting victory dance.
[[Choose JOSEPH]]
[[Choose IGGY]]Hol Horse lets out a sad yeehaw and sinks to his knees. "Guess y'all beat me fair and square..." he says.
"Last I heard, DIO was setting up headquarters at the pyramid out by Highway 67. It's real nice and homey!"
[[Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Hol Horse.]]
[[Yeehaw, loser!]]Joseph looks wildly around. "FREE REAL ESTATE???" he cries, putting on a burst of speed. "WHERE?"
Hol Horse's knife misses him as he sprints past, legs pumping like fucking pistons as he crosses the finish line. Look at that old man go!
[[You've defeated Hol Horse!]]You yell out to warn Joseph but he doesn't hear you over his own loud wheezing...just as Hol Horse makes to stab him, Joseph falls to the ground clutching his chest. Guess it was pretty dumb to choose an old man for a race after all, huh.
Hol Horse saunters across the finish line. "Maybe next time, pardner!" he sniggers, firing his pistols into the air.
[[Choose POLNAREFF]]
[[Choose IGGY]]Iggy has never played dead in his life - instead he snarls like a rottweiler and seizes Hol Horse's leg in his teeth.
"Merciful Heavens!" cries Hol Horse as Iggy rips his leg clean off. Iggy trots across the finish line, brandishing Hol Horse's severed leg like a trophy.
[[You've defeated Hol Horse!]]"I bite people when I want to bite people, asshole," snarls Iggy, but he's too distracted flipping you off to prevent Hol Horse from kicking him into the sun.
Hol Horse prances across the finish line. "Maybe next time, pardner!" he cackles, whooping and hollering like a madman.
[[Choose POLNAREFF]]
[[Choose JOSEPH]]You leave Hol Horse weeping in the dust and set out to find DIO's hideout.
[[Head to abandoned pyramid]]You leave Hol Horse sadly rolling around in the dust and set out to find DIO's hideout.
[[Head to abandoned pyramid]]This creepy abandoned ancient structure sure does scream "Evil SuperVillain Lair!" You can't believe none of you thought to check here straight away.
[[Creep closer]]"Now you're asking the right questions! Well, stranger, I'll tell you what I've heard about DIO if you do something for me first."
[[That seems reasonable]]
[[No way, blind man! We came here for answers!]]"I'm blind, idiot."
[[Ask if he's heard anything about DIO in these parts]]"Thank you, strangers who would hunt DIO. Please get me a bag of marshmallows so I can make smores...Sitting here looking mysterious is all well and good, but a man has cravings after all."
[[Go to 7/11 and get marshmallows]]"HOW DARE YOU INSULT N'DOUL!" cries N'Doul. "MEET ME IN THE PIT!"
[[CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER]]"Ahh, you're too kind," murmurs N'Doul, spearing a marshmallow on his cane. "Now I will tell you about DIO."
You all sit around toasting marshmallows while he tells you that DIO has taken over the ruined pyramid out by the Nile Delta.
As you leave you:
[[Spit in his face!]]
[[Light him a joint. He deserves it.]]"Dude, that's fucked up," says Jotaro. You're the literal worst.
[[Head to abandoned pyramid]]"Blaze it, brother," says N'Doul, mistakenly giving Kakyoin a high-five. Kakyoin laughs awkwardly.
[[Head to abandoned pyramid]]You look around at your friends. Surely one of them is competent enough to beat a blind man in a fight!
[[Choose JOTARO]]
[[Choose KAKYOIN]]
[[Choose AVDOL]]Jotaro shugs, and steps down to meet N'Doul in the pit.
He hits N'Doul straight in the face (not cool) but N'Doul cracks him over the head with his cane and soon there's blood everywhere. He's nearly fainting with blood-loss.
[[Jotaro, use your stand!]]
[[Dolphins!]]Kakyoin meets N'Doul in the pit.
Kakyoin swings a high-kick but N'Doul throws sand into his eyes, yelling: 'How does it feel to blind, boy?"
[[Kick his ass, Kakyoin!]]
[[Give up, Kakyoin!]]Avdol meets N'Doul in the pit.
"Uh, I'm a pacifist," he mumbles, but N'Doul grabs him by his magnificent necklace and swings him head-first into a tree. Avdol lets out a howl.
[[Avdol, laugh it off!]]
[[Avdol, sing!]]This isn't a video game: Kakyoin barely makes it five seconds before N'Doul shoves him into the fire.
"OH GOD IT BURNS!" howls Kaykoin as he bursts into flames. Yikes.
"Not bad for a blind guy, huh?" chuckles N'Doul as he awaits the next opponent.
[[Choose JOTARO]]
[[Choose AVDOL]]This makes Kakyoin burst into tears of despair - and the sand clears from his eyes. He can see! He flips N'Doul in a judo throw over his shoulder and plants him head first in a sand dune.
Take that!
[[You have defeated N'Doul!]]"Okay, okay!" cries N'Doul, spitting sand out of his mouth. "I heard DIO has taken over the ruined pyramid out by the Nile Delta. Now leave me alone!"
As you leave you:
[[Spit in his face!]]
[[Light him a joint. He deserves it.]]Jotaro focuses with all his might but just Star Platinium begins to appear, N'Doul brains him over the head with a light stand. Ouch.
"Not bad for a blind guy, huh?" chuckles N'Doul as he awaits the next opponent.
[[Choose KAKYOIN]]
[[Choose AVDOL]]Jotaro's eyes light up as he cries: "Dolphin is a common name of aquatic mammals within the infraorder Cetacea. The term dolphin usually refers to the extant families Delphinidae (the oceanic dolphins), Platanistidae (the Indian river dolphins), Iniidae (the new world river dolphins), and Pontoporiidae (the brackish dolphins)..."
N'Doul keels over from sheer boredom.
[[You have defeated N'Doul!]]Avdol staggers upright. "Okay, I got one," he grunts, and beings to joke: "A blind man walks into a bar...And a table. And a door. And a staircase."
N'Doul starts to laugh - he laughs so hard that he's reduced to helpless shaking on the ground. You don't think it was *that* funny.
[[You have defeated N'Doul!]]Avdol looks around and starts to hum a tune...you think it's the beginning to Under Pressure but it's actually Ice Ice Baby!
This upsets N'Doul so much that he lets out a supersonic shriek of rage that blasts Avdol off his feet. He falls unconcious.
"Not bad for a blind guy, huh?" chuckles N'Doul as he awaits the next opponent.
[[Choose JOTARO]]
[[Choose KAKYOIN]]You see a pack of rabid hyenas are guarding the pyramid entrance.
Do you...
[[Fight your way in]]
[[Sneak your way in]]You throw Iggy into the midst of the hyena pack. Harsh. It's a bloodbath, and after a few violent and scarring moments Iggy emerges triumphant holding a severed hyena head in his jaws.
[[Good boy! pat pat]]
[[Yikes! Gross, dude]]You throw a tin can to your left, distracting the hyena pack who begin to play five-a-side football -- leaving you free to sneak in the unguarded side entrance!
[[Creep inside]]Iggy says, 'You condescending two-legged asshole, I could easily rip your head off if I wanted to!'
You blow a smoochy kiss and continue into the depths of the pyramid.
[[Enter ->Follow the light]]Iggy says, 'Not as gross as your face!!! Sick burn.'
You cry and continue into the depths of the pyramid.
[[Enter ->Follow the light]]A mighty sphynx blocks your way, baring her sharp and wicked teeth in a smile. 'In order to pass you must solve my riddles three!'
[[Okay. Seems legit.]]
[[I'd rather face the hyenas, thanks ->Fight your way in]]'Riddle number two: WHAT is your FAVOURITE colour?'
[[The silver hue of a full soltice moon]]
[[The purple shade of a bruised plum]]
[[The pitch black of the beetle that sits upon the wings of a raven that flies by night]]'WRONG! Solstice moons are gold, idiot! Try again, mortal!'
[[Try again ->Riddle Two]]'WRONG! You don't even like plums! Try again, mortal!'
[[Try again ->Riddle Two]]'CORRECT! Now, for riddle number three...
[[Proceed to riddle number three -> Riddle Three]]
'Righty-ho! Riddle number one: WHAT is your NAME?'
[[Jess]]
[[Jessica the Magnificent, First of Her Name, Daughter of Crory, Bearer of the Olympic Flame, and Mother of Dragons ]]
[[The Birthday Bitch]]'WRONG! YA BASIC, YA BORE ME, BYEEEEEEEEEE!'
[[Try again ->Okay. Seems legit.]] 'YES, you magnificent beast! A title well earned, your fame proceeds you.'
[[Proceed to riddle number two ->Riddle Two]]'Firstly, this is late so it ain't your birthday, girl! Secondly, don't be derogatory towards women and female dogs. WRONG!'
[[Try again ->Okay. Seems legit.]] 'I'm impressed you've made it so far. WHAT is Jeff Goldblum's favourite animal?'
[[European sparrow]]
[[T-rex]]
[[Common garden fly]]
'BINGO!'
With a ka-ching and blast of fireworks she moves out of your path to reveal...an empty corridor with a single flickering candle illuminating the way.
[[Follow the light]]'WRONG! He's mortally afraid of dinosaurs...haven't you seen Jurassic Park?'
[[Try again -> Riddle Three]] 'WRONG! Nobody likes flies! They're totally innocuous and boring!'
[[Try again -> Riddle Three]] You emerge into a large chamber, to see a clawed bathtub on a pedestal illuminated in a shaft of cinematic light. DIO sits splashing in the water, scrubbing his back with a pink loofah.
'Have you no decency!' he cries, 'Jonathan's abs don't scrub themselves, you know! Welcome, Joestar Family, to my humble abode.'
[[Approach DIO]]You approaches the bath and are finally face-to-face with your foe. DIO appears unpreturbed, continuing to scrub himself clean while raising one eyebrow in challenge.
'You chlamydia riddled son-of-a-bitch!' Avdol cries suddenly from behind you and lunges himself at DIO. Quick as a whip, DIO has Avdol in a headlock with a knife at his throat.
[[Try and reason with him]]
[[Attempt to seduce him]]
[[Get him monologuing]]You pull out a flip chart and try to win him over with a presentation on moral ethical philosophy.
DIO rolls his eyes. 'What good is morality when I have immortality? Forget the Joestars! Join me and I will give you power beyond your wildest imagination...'
[[Stick by your principals]]
[[Actually... Power and imortality sounds pretty tempting...]]'Oh, DIO! What marvellous abs you have! What long teeth you have! What tremendous ears!'
You bat your eyelashes at DIO and compliment him on his beautiful hair. He preens under the flattery and begins to open up to your advances.
[[Continue to flirt until he is madly in love with you]]You make a passing comment about how impressive it is that DIO survived at the bottom of the ocean for so many years. DIO takes the bait and launches into the story of how he found Jonathan's body and returned for revenge.
'And here's where a shark nibbled off my big toe!' he's says dramatically.
[[Signal to your companions and launch a sneak attack while DIO's distracted]]DIO's cold heart is finally melted by your charm and kindness. He leaps from the bath and gets down on one knee.
'Jessica the Magnificent, First of Her Name, Daughter of Crory, Bearer of the Olympic Flame, and Mother of Dragons' he begins. 'Will you do me the great honour of becoming my wife?'
[[Accept his proposal and elope]]
[[Stab him in the heart now that he is open and vulnerable]]DIO cries with happiness. You ditch the rest of the gang and run off into the sunset with your beloved, to commit countless atrocities together for many years to come.
You both live happily ever after.
[[The END.]]'How could you!' DIO sobs as he bleeds out at your feet. 'I love you! This is yet another reason that we're soulmates, you cold-hearted temptress!'
'Love is weakness' you respond coldly and turn to leave with the rest of the gang.
Everyone cowers before you.
[[The END.]]'Ha! There is only power and those too weak to seek it!' DIO sneers.
He leaps from the bath and summons his magic in a dark cloud of crackling energy around him. On all sides your companions close in, preparing to retaliate.
[[Summon your Stand]]
[[Draw your sword]]
[[Hide and wait for the fight to finish]] 'Welcome to the Dark Side my friend' DIO cackles. 'Now bring me the head of every living Joestar and I will show you the path to greatness'
[[Slaughter your companions to prove your loyalty]]DIO is impressed by your ruthlessness and lack of remorse. 'Well done young padawan. Such devotion deserves a reward... I will grant you anything in my power'
[[Ask for immortality]]
[[Ask for him to teach you dark magic]]
[[Ask for a unicorn]]'A daring choice'
DIO grins, exposing his fangs. He lunges forward and bites your exposed neck. Following a painful transformation you awaken as a vampire.
You spend the the rest of eternity tied up in Volturi bureaucracy, running from Blade's kick-ass attitude, and throwing small Asian children in front of buses.
[[The END.]]'A wise choice'
DIO names you his magical apprentice and teaches you the secrets of the dark arts.
You become all-powerful and together you take over the world. Just two sexy, evil magicians doing sexy, evil magician things.
[[The END.]]'An excellent choice'
DIO conjours you a majestic black unicorn with a multicoloured horn. You name her Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and ride off into the night on your new evil steed.
Your parents don't get you. Nobody gets you. You cry.
[[The END.]]On your signal Jotaro lunges forward and yeets DIO out of the bath. He stumbles back to his feet and all hell breaks loose as your gang engages him in epic combat.
[[Summon your Stand]]
[[Draw your sword]]
[[Hide and wait for the fight to finish]]Your stand Marshmallow appears by your side, hackles raised and growling fiercely. DIO sees this and summons his own stand, The World, in retaliation.
Marshmallow bounds forward to engage him in combat. 'YIPPEE KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!'
[[Use Marshmallow's brute strength]]
[[Use Marshmallow's ice powers]]You run forward with your sword raised, bringing it down towards DIO's neck. DIO dodges your blow and your blades meet with a clash. You fight fiercely, dancing in and out to avoide his attacks.
[[Dive to the floor and deliver a blow to his ankles]]
[[Faint to the right and deliver a blow to his left shoulder instead]]From your hiding spot you watch the fight unfold.
Joseph wrestles DIO to the ground and rips the head from his stolen body. 'MY GRANDFATHER'S BODY IS NOT FREE REAL ESTATE, BITCH!' he cries.
DIO's severed skull rolls across the floor screaming in agony and cursing the Joestar family name. Jotaro stops it with his foot and delivers the final blow with his sword.
DIO is finally defeated!
[[Emerge from hiding]]'You yellow bellied COWARD!' Iggy growls.
The whole party is disapointed in you. You leave alone and in disgrace.
[[The END.]]Marshmallow opens his jaws wide and exhales. His breath shimmers and solidifies into a purple wave of ice that engulfs DIO's stand, freezing it in place.
Marshmallow then charges at its frozen form and shatters The World into a million pieces. DIO screams in pain as his stand is defeated and all the strength is leeched from his body.
[[Deliver the final blow]]Marshmallow charges at DIO's stand with his head lowered, but The World springs into action before he can reach him.
The World uses his power to stop time and Marshmallow is caught suspended in mid attack. DIO's stand moves through the frozen moment and pummels Marshmallow repeatedly. When time resumes, you find Marshmallow is severely weakened.
[[Use Marshmallow's ice powers]]
[[Allow Marshmallow to retreat and engage DIO yourself ->Draw your sword]]You drive your sword through the weakened DIO's chest. His eyes bulge and blood pours onto the floor at your feet.
'You may have defeated me this time but I'll return... I will have my revenge!' he gasps with his final breath. 'I'm too sexy to die!'
[[Laugh in his face]]
[[Leave him to die alone]]You take DIO completely by surprise with this sneak attack. His legs give way and he comes crashing to his knees with an agonised shout.
You stand above him sword raised, prepared to strike.
[[Show mercy]]
[[Deliver the final blow]] DIO anticipates your move and slashes at your exposed side. You cry out in pain and stagger backwards.
Kakyoin steps in front of you and blocks DIO's continued attack. The two engage in an intense duel as you nurse your wound.
[[Suck it up and help Kakyoin]]
[[Hide and wait for the fight to finish]] Lowering your sword, you take pity on the pathetic person before you. DIO looks up in surprise and you offer him a final chance at redemption.
Much to your surprise he accepts your compassion, promising to give up his dark magic and make things right. 'I'm sorry, Joestar family, for being too sexy to live but in a way, we ARE family, seeing as I am wearing your ancestor's corpse! Too soon? Too soon.'
You leave together as friends.
[[The END.]]You laugh in the face of your enemy's defeat and stay to watch him slowly die. The rest of the group are slightly disturbed by your sadism and leave without you.
You can't find the way out of the pyramid by yourself and are forced to live there forever with only the sphynx for company. It is incredibly lonely and frustrating.
[[The END.]]You turn and leave DIO gasping in a pool of his own blood. He deserves no sympathy or company while he dies. Each of you flip him off as you exit the room and Iggy farts in his general direction.
You return to Cairo and regale the locals of your adventure. You become a legend and go down in history.
[[The END.]]You have reached the end of Jess' Bizarre Adventure!
THE END.
Happy Belated Birthday Jess!! We hope you enjoyed it <3
[[I loved it so much I want to play again! ->Start Page]]
[[You are the best friends in the whole wide world!]]
[[Um nah... It was pretty crap guys]]Aww shucks. We love you too girl!Rude! but SIKE we love you anyway you magnificent son of a bitch.You gather your remaining strength and charge toward the duelling pair. In your haste to help your friend your sword is left lying on the ground behind you.
[[Headbutt DIO]]
[[Tackle DIO to the floor]]
[[Bite DIO's finger off]]You tackle DIO to the floor, accidentally taking down Kakyoin with him. All three of you roll around in heap, fighting tooth and nail, your weapons forgotten.
DIO knocks Kakyoin unconcious with an elbow to the face and staggers to his feet. As you attempt to follow he kicks you back to the dirt. Picking up his sword he places the tip of the blade at your throat.
[[Beg for mercy]]
[[Spit in his face]]DIO howls and hops around clutching his injured hand. You spit out his severed finger and watch as Kakyoin delivers the final blow, stabbing DIO in the chest.
'You may have defeated me this time but I'll return... I will have my revenge!' he gasps with his final breath.
[[Laugh in his face]]
[[Leave him to die alone]]Your forehead collides with DIO's with such speed and ferocity that the stitches attaching it to Jonathan's body snap apart. DIO's head hangs loose for a few seconds before tumbling to the ground and rolling away.
DIO screams in anger at the loss of his body, but is quickly silenced when Advol kicks his rolling head like a football. Advol's kick is so full of anger that DIO is sent crashing out the roof of the pyramid, past the clouds, through the atmosphere and into space.
DIO spends eternity in orbit around the earth, crying and gnashing his remaining teeth.
[[The END.]]'Mercy is for the weak' Dio whispers before plunging his sword into your throat. The last thing you see is his maniacal face inches from your own. God, he's so beautiful it makes you want to die.
So you do, shuffling off this mortal coil into eternal darkness.
[[The END.]]Your spit blinds DIO temporarily and you shove the blade away from your throat. Polnareff sees you struggle and launches himself to your rescue.
Polnareff hurls garlic at DIO face, causing him to reel back in horror. He delivers the final blow by driving a silver stake through DIO's chest.
'Take that you vampire SCUM!' he yells.
DIO is finally defeated. You hug Polnareff in thanks and he invites you back to his house for celebratory garlic bread.
It is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
[[The END.]]